What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.