What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What did Ryu say when he was taking a dump?

IMMM-DUKEN!'"

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!