What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.