What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

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What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.