What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.