What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit