What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit