Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow