Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)