Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR