Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

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What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation