Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Where does Christopher Walken like to smoke cigars?

A Walken humidor.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Hibearnation Jokes More Hibearnation Jokes

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.