What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...