What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What did the maggot say to another ?

What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !