What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)