What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.