What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo?

Because he felt like IT

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

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What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.

What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy