How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

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What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."