How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

what Ketchup

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.