What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."