What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Perm Jokes More Perm Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

A: Curly hare.