Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

Why are setups to jokes so important?

because seven ate nine.

Hairdresser Jokes More Hairdresser Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.