Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Which gun has a perfect rating?

A Five-seven.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.