How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.