Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

You might also enjoy:

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

Satanist Jokes More Satanist Jokes

Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

Polish Jokes More Polish Jokes

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!