Dancer Jokes

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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Because their hips stir.

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Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.