What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

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What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.