What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

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Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

What do mathematicians and dancers have in common? They both have algorhythm.