What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

How do you get down?

A: Pluck a duck.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8