Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

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STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why can't cows do ballet?

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One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers