Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What do you call a woman who does not have all her toes on one foot?

Normal

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.