Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.