Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.