Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.