Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers