Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

Outgrow Jokes More Outgrow Jokes

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?

A cricket ball !

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

too weak.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.