What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What do you call a mentally handicapped lion?

a leotard

What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

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What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."