What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What do you call a dumb cop?

A LEOtard.

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.