What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

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What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."