What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What do you call 3 Irish tree surgeons?

Tree fellas

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.