What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How about Santa?

Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.