What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?

A senior high school math problem.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Washington DC?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin