A senior high school math problem.
They only had 2 trucks
Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.