What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because