What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...