What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789