How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!