How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero.

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What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of .