How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.