How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's an obscure number, you have probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.