How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

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Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

How many Millennials does it take to change a light bulb?

None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.