If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
With a Geiger Counter.
No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
There can be only one.
Derivatives
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
About 500 calories.
500 soles were lost.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.