If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments
One, but he wishes it was two.
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Just 1...blondes will screw anything.
A guard and hoes.
Derivatives
A 500 bill.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
