What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film?

I can clearly see you're nuts