What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

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Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What did the doctor call his new metal band?

Inflamed