What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What do you call it when you're run over by a German?

Hunover.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"