What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!