What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

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How is an easily-offended person like a broken GPS?

They always take things the wrong way.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

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What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history