What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history