What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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looks over both shoulders....

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Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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Finding half of a roach in your food.

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A 'murical.

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His desk is level

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history