9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
OC He looked inside Santa's sack.
She puts her clothes back on and goes home.
Bahhh
because the heart attack got him first.
American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years
Their knees! Please comment "No"
cause it just means you spit more fire
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
American Snipper