What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.