What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa