What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the one cat say to the other cat?

I'm not feline too good.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What do you call a bear that's been in the rain?

A drizzly bear, of course