What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

A: Her dog was blind too.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.