What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

What is the difference between 9/11 and landscaping?

Landscaping is an outside job.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep