What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs