What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.