What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.