How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!