How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

because he only came once a year

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.