How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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How much for the mannequin in the clown outfit?

Sir, she came in with you!"

Why are you running like that?

He answered, "Because you're coming home early."

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.