How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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Why aren't you working?

Me: I didn't see you coming!

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside