Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

What do you call a man who makes fart scented candles?

Incense-itive

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

So that they can get closer to the sink.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!