How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

A: I'm holding Time Square!

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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What do you call the slums in Paris?

The baghetto

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.