How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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I have no idea.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Ape Suzettes!

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.