How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

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What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried