How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?

He had to get a new goat !

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Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

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How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters