How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried