You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies
B-52...F-16...B-1..
An amputee
Her computer had a bug...
Restarted.
They needed some space.
chickens
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
They are both run by red-headed clowns.
You get stoned.
9/11