You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.
One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
Molest them
Viola.
A big mac.
Her computer had a bug...
A control freak.
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
How I bought your mother
You get stoned.