What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.