You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
Want to date hot Russians!
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
I need to see your privates.
To stop it from falling out.
We're white and bulbous, just like America
After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.
How I bought your mother
9/11
