Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

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Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

Football Ground Jokes More Football Ground Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!