Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

Why did the goal post get angry ?

Because the bar was rattled !

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

What part of a football ground is never the same ?

The changing rooms !