Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!