Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Previous Random Joke Next
Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

Football Ground Jokes More Football Ground Jokes

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.