Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?

Unsightly facial hare!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!