Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

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Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.