Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.