Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.