Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

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Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.