Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

What do you call a robotic lizard that can't stand up?

Ereptile dysfunction.