Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."