They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.
You slow down and use lube ( )
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
The line at KFC
If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures
Crackers get soggy when wet.
You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.
She won't swallow
He was not Boeing.
He committed treeson.
Because it's a stereo type
They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.