What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!