What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!