What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.