What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.