How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find."

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.