How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does Harlem have so many trees?

Public transportation.

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Hello Jokes More Hello Jokes

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.