What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What did the diva with Alzheimer's disease say?

credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).