What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.