What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.