What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What do you call the only wood that doesn't float?

Natalie.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 1,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

A: On a map!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.