What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....