What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

What do you call a budget that's cut short from the middle?

A midget.

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies?

A Subway full of live ones.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.