What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

steer clear

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What do blind fisherman use as bait?

Clickbait.

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?

Black people can't swim. -.-

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.