What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Where did Buzz feed learn to click bait so well from?

Me

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.