Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Pover-tea.
Hard eh.
Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
Just Juan
Hella
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
Because they won't hold a public erection.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?
Don't we live in every room
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Because he never left the pub.
Paddy O' furniture
