How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

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Why so?

The light bulb replies, "I'm a light headed!"

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls?

Rick O'Shea.