What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.