What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What did the Momma buffalo say to the baby buffalo on his first day of school?

Bye Son (Bison)

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.