Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
The guy would survive the first round.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
He said never mind we'll walk.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Regular rocks are too heavy.
A paddy melt!!
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Mlk
Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.