What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

Mlk Jokes More Mlk Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

Mlk Day Jokes More Mlk Day Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

St Patrick Day Jokes More St Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz