Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What do you call an Egyptian doctor who works on peoples backs?

A Cairopractor!

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Because they hate black, people!!!

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St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.