Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

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What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

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Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !

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They wear snowcaps.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.