What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture