What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture