What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture