What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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Porch Jokes More Porch Jokes

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

paddy o' furniture