What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture