What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

What do you call a bunch of white dudes sitting on a bench?

The NBA

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture