What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A: A new bar

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!