What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture