What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!