What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?

Hot cross bunnies !

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What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!