What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What does an Internet frog say?

Reddit Reddit

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)