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What does an Internet frog say?

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

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What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

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What do you call women who are faster than me?

Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

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How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech