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What does an Internet frog say?

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

Voat Jokes More Voat Jokes

What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

What's the difference between Reddit and Voat?

Reddit doesn't constantly have reposts from the other site.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

What is the scariest thing to read in braile?

Do not touch"

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman get fired from his job?

He was a snow call, snow show.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Reddit User Jokes More Reddit User Jokes

How many reddit users did it take to screw on a light bulb?

They could not do it, they are all autistic.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

Repost Jokes More Repost Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

How do you call a man without a body and a nose?

Nobody knows. Sorry if it is a repost