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What does an Internet frog say?

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What does a frog that can read say?

Reddit...reddit...

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Merry Jokes More Merry Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call someone who would do anything for a chocolate snack cake?

A ho ho ho. (merry xmas!)

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why have the Chinese not got telephone directories?

There's so many Wing's and Wong's they might wing the wong number.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why is six afraid lf seven?

Because seven just came back from a trip to West Africa.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)