What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon