What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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How many cross-dressers live near Manchester?

Well, nearly 320,000 people round there have a Wigan address.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite !

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!