What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?

You wake up wet !

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.