What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.