What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.