What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.