What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.