What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!