Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

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