Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

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Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied