What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

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What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*