What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What does disappointment feel like?

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Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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Why are terrorists so mean?

Because they don't like Nice people.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*