What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

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How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*