What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

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What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*